The True Story of Coca-Cola’s Origin
Mar 15th, 2007 by Admin
One day in the middle of the forest, somewhere in the eastern United States, various chemicals began collecting in a pool at the bottom of a huge cavern. As the weather began to change, a strong wind began to mix the chemicals thus causing a chemical reaction resulting in a black, bubbly liquid.
To further complicate matters in a separate pool other chemcials, namely aluminum, were coming together to form what appeared to be a container of some sort? What happened next was nothing short of miraculous - the wind swept up the black liquid depositing it inside the container creating a vacuum that caused the container to seal. Almost immediately colored liquids began falling from the sky landing on the container creating various patterns and shapes.
A hunter who was out in the woods happened by the location that all of these mysterious events took place - and a shiny red object caught his eye. As he approached the object he saw what appeared to be a sealed cup with the words “Coca-Cola Classic” inscribed on it. He picked it up and it was cool to the touch. The cup said “refreshing,” and being parched from a long day in the woods he decided to try and open the cup and see if he could drink it.
After thoroughly examining the cup he found a small lever on the top, that when lifted applied pressure to the lid of the cup. As he applied more pressure, a “popping” sound was heard and a hole opened up. As he looked inside he could see that his premonitions were correct - there was liquid in there. But he hesitated from drinking it, because it was black (unlike water) and bubbling. Maybe it was poison?
However, curiosity soon overtook him, and he lifted the cup to his mouth and in one fell swoop he devoured the contents. It was good. It wasn’t just good - it was really good! As he looked around there were more and more of these cups on the ground around him. He gathered them up, and hurried for home, forgetting all about the nature of the business that had originally brought him to the woods that day.
In his excitement, he shared his discovery with a friend who encouraged him to recreate the product and sell it. The rest was history.
And that my friends is the honest-to-God true story of how Coca-Cola was created!
Wow; was I ever misinformed! All this time I thought that it was a globalist plot to get everyone to drink the same thing. From there it would only be a matter of time before they would all succumb to a single government. It’s amazing what they don’t teach us in public school.
timbob-
welcome! did you miss the point?
PS - I forgot to mention that this process took place over several million years. That’s for all of you that are struggling with the validity of this story!
PPS - If you think Coke’s origin was incredible - wait till you hear how the Empire State Building really was erected!
The origin of Pepsi is easy: it was created by Satan!
Great satire! Creation demands a creator.
heretic.
i love the analogy. i use the same concept but with a computer. check it out at http://merehumanity.wordpress.com/a-call-to-faith/the-probability.
peter
Where do blogs come from?
Be careful when oversimplifying a process simply because you cannot comprehend it.
Is this supposed to be silly? Coca Cola and all cabronated drinks came about because they figured out how to take mineral water and artficially carbonate it with a carbon dioxide generator, and then add sweetened syrup. Pepsi still exists b/c at one point in the early 1900’s, I think was Candler in charge then, Pepsi went under and he had the chance to buy the formula, but did not b/c he didn’t think it would ever amount to anything…I’m a coca cola collector..
storbakken-
Welcome! I’d have to do a litle more research to answer that one. That is a phenomenon that is not easily explained!
Thinking Ape-
Welcome! Thanks for the advice, but the story above is absolutely true. Honest!
redheaddmbfan-
Welcome? Are you trying to be silly? I’m not sure where you cameup with that story, but it’s a little unbelievable!
Haha! That’s great! I love it.
Mom-
Welcome and thanks!